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Hussam has been a lifelong human rights activist who is passionate about promoting democratic societies, in the US and worldwide, in which all people, including immigrants, workers, minorities, and the poor enjoy freedom, justice, economic justice, respect, and equality. Mr. Ayloush frequently lectures on Islam, media relations, civil rights, hate crimes and international affairs. He has consistently appeared in local, national, and international media. Full biography at: http://hussamayloush.blogspot.com/2006/08/biography-of-hussam-ayloush.html

Friday, March 09, 2007

Bash and Cash - Islamophobia: The quick path to wealth

Are you a professional failure? Are your bills catching up with you? Are you low on cash? Do you have a hard time finding a real job? Are you having hard time keeping up with the Joneses?

No more worries. Your hardships are gone. I have the right solution for you.
Just become a Muslim basher and all your financial and low self-esteem troubles will be gone.

No college degrees required. No intelligence required (Low IQ preferred). No integrity required (Lack of integrity preferred). No past experience required, "they" will train you.

Your new career will open up great opportunities such as paid speaking tours, meeting with fellow bigots and Islamophobes, paid trips to Israel and staying at nice hotels, bogus PhD, book sales, consulting fees to be on media show, and much more.

Send your resume and your sample Muslim bashing material to Daniel Pipes, Robert Spencer, Steven Emerson, Virgil Goode, Dennis Prager, among many others. They are the authority on Islamophobia. They fuel it.

This job offer can not guarantee results. But the following testimony might provide encouragement.

WAFA SULTAN: Reformist or opportunist?

As for the Sultans’ financial troubles, Halabi told InFocus that ever since Dr. Sultan gained notoriety those troubles are a thing of the past. "She bought a house for herself and bought another for her son," Halabi said. "She also bought two smog-check stations, one for her husband and another for her son," he added. When asked about the source of her material well-being, Halabi was unsure.

As to the reasons that may have pushed Sultan to be so outspoken and vocal against Islam in a post-9/11 world, Halabi sympathetically remarked, "Poverty. It drives people to sell their soul."


Tracy said...

I guess you guys have your own self-hating Muslims!

Jonathan said...

Sounds like anti-Semitism in Nazi Germany.

Ghalia said...

Hussam, this is HILARIOUS. It's also very sad and true.